RASS – The Jamaican all-purpose word

RASS – The Jamaican all-purpose word
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>    RASS is the Jamaican all-purpose word:
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>    Greeting………….How de RASS yu do!
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>    Fraud……………..Yu too RASS tief!
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>    Dismay…………..RASS!
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>    Trouble……………Oh RASS!
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>    Aggression………Watch yu RASS self!
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>    Disgust…………..Cho RASS!
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>    Confusion………..Wha di RASS a gwaan!
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>    Incompetence…..A wha di RASS yu a do….RASS-idiot!
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>    Lost……………….Whe di RAS we deh!
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>    Pleasure…………it nice nuh RASS!
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>    Retaliation………Yu RASS-claat…And of course..kiss mi RASS !
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>    1. RASS is a good way to finish a sentence that lacks excitement..
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>        Tekki back to RASS!
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>        Gimme back to RASS!
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>    2. RASS can be used in biology eg…
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>       Look pan di gal RASS!
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>    3. It can be used as a warning of future troubles….
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>        Cover yu RASS!
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>    4. It can ward off unwanted sexual advances….
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>       Me nah gi yu me numba yu ugly RASS!
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>       Move yu RASS from me,
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>       2RAS!
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>    5. It can describe extreme pain….
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>       It hot nuh RASS!
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>       Me granny gi me some RASS lick!
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>    6. It can describe size…..
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>        Yuh foot dem big nuh RASS!
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>        Him have a RASS mouth deh

>>  7.  It can be used to ward off a fight
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Don’t mess wid mi cause a will kick you inna you RASS!

As you can see RASS is the Jamaican all-purpose word.

Use it as often as yu RASS feel.

Me done to RASS!!  Go do yu RASS work!!

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